This one can sound tricky, but the prepared interviewee will know just what to say.

But I can't live without air!" a terrible applicant may suggest. Please. Air would be the obvious choice. You don't want obvious employees.

But I love my family more than anything! an applicant may exclaim if they apparently don't want a job. This isn't a holiday. You need someone to work. Plus, if someone already has a family, they'll never truly become part of yours.

Well, I don't breath that often and I hate my dream-slaughtering family. I'll go with the gift card.

Hire. This. Person.