These answers are losers:

☛ I do not have any. (Amazing and unbelievable!)

☛ I have so many, it is hard to pick just one.

☛ I am not a good speller. (secretarial job)

☛ I hate dealing with difficult people. (customer service job)

☛ I am bad with math. (analyst job)

☛ I am not very good with the newer versions of Microsoft Office. I like Office 97 best.